Tuesday, October 30, 2018
Ralph Windsor Woodmansee 1929-2018
Monday, September 17, 2012
Meat Manifesto
Most of us don't really understand what it means to eat a living animal that walks on the ground. Fishing is perhaps the closest we get to killing, cleaning, and preparing a food stuff, and fewer of us are doing that these days. Plus our oceans are so very over harvested that I decided to fish less and less these past years. But how many of us have killed and cleaned a chicken? Something that most of the world eats (one figure I read online was 97,000 chickens a minute). I did this a couple years ago when I culled all the roosters out of my flock. Believe me, they were annoying, and I didn't want to piss off my neighbors any further as they crowed constantly (yes even at night). They kind of beat up the hens too. So taking their lives wasn't as difficult as I thought it would be. It certainly wasn't pleasant, but it was somewhat rewarding too. A rite of passage if you will.
I raised these birds since they arrived at my doorstep newly hatched. Fed them, provided them green grass to eat, play and scratch on, and learned a great deal about them if not from them. Hey, I've eaten chicken in its various forms all my life, and it was about time I got close and personal and truly understood what it means to eat chicken. Animals die to feed us plain and simple. Remember that these animals evolved with humans with that purpose for thousands of years, their qualities (including deliciousness) are a result of selective breeding over time.
Anyway, chickens are well suited and adapted to living with humans who care for them (see my previous blog on raising chickens). So I grabbed them at night, and cut their heads off, letting the blood spurt out onto a fire I made. I know, it sounds creepy, but I didn't want a bloody mess for my dog to go nuts after or worse, attract rats. Then I boiled a big pot of water, and began the dirty job of plucking feathers (needless to say, the odor was foul, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck). Two hours later, I had three small roosters plucked, resembling more closely to what we purchase at the store. I then went to task eviscerating them, and cleaning out their insides, being careful not to pierce their oil gland and gall bladder. It was strange to hold a warm raw chicken and know that it was okay to eat. I then spatchcocked the meat, and froze it. Perhaps with practice, I'd get better at it. I barbecued them with some friends over the Christmas holidays.
Now these roosters were bantams (small chickens). I had a Dominique, and two English game cocks both being heirloom chicken breeds. Dominiques (or Dominikers as my mother calls them), a U.S. breed, were once the most popular breed in America. They were a utilitarian breed, being reliable egg layers and a good meat breed, but not the best of either category. By the 1970's the breed was close to extinction in the U.S., reduced to only a few flocks. Careful management by concerned poultry aficionados brought them back to suitable numbers, and can now be purchased at many hatcheries across the country. Eating these types of chickens is a different experience from the "veal chicken" we get at the grocery store. Both the breed type and the healthy lifestyle contribute to the different eating experience. The flesh is chewy, and the breast meat is about 1/4 to 1/3 the size of the steroid monsters we are accustomed to. But the flavor was intensely rich and delicious.
So what if the whole world were to go vegetarian, or perhaps vegan? What would happen to all the breeds of edible livestock. Would we envision some Vonnegut-like scenario where people only see them in zoos? Would all the different breeds go extinct? Or, perhaps some other scenario. Would they run rampant and outcompete our existing indigenous fauna, causing their extinction? Is it possible that these species are successful biologically because they are delicious, and are an important partner to our civilization? I say yes. Pigs, cows, chickens, goats, sheep, and many more would not be as successful spreading their genes around the planet if it weren't for people.
Even still, we need to treat farm animals like the marvelous creatures they are. Raise them on healthy farms that are ecologically sustainable, provide them with all the resources that make them excel at what they are, allow them to live a sufficient life period, and respectfully take their lives when it comes time to harvest them. I wouldn't expect everyone to raise their meat at their own homes (although you'd be surprised how easy it is to raise chickens and rabbits in a suburban setting), and lucky for us conscientious consumers we can purchase sustainable, humanely raised meat products. Click here for more info.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Panhandle Ramble
Sumatra. For most of us, it is the best damned coffee from Starbucks. For those of us who are geographically inclined, it evokes images of a smoky coffee filled rapidly disappearing tropical Indonesian rain forest once filled with tigers and orangutans. For Florida plant enthusiasts, it is also well known for its spectacular prairies and bogs containing a carnivorous oddity. Pitcher plants.
Florida's Sumatra is located in the panhandle west of Tallahassee. It is surrounded by Appalachicola National Forest, an immense expanse of pine dominated ecosystems that abuts the Appalichicola River which is fed by the southern foot hills of the Appalachian Mountains. That region is a hub for botanical endemism and biodiversity, and contains a unique flora, but I digress...
My first exposure to Sumatra happened several years ago during a wonderful program on carnivorous plants presented at the monthly meeting of the Dade Chapter of the Florida Native Plant Society. Clyde Bramblett was the speaker, an old time plant enthusiast with a penchant for all plants carnivorous. His fascination with these unusual plants translated well by his many photographs and evident passion. Florida is lucky to be one of the centers of diversity for carnivorous flora. After his talk, I was determined to visit this region someday and witness the beautiful meat eating plants in person. This lifetime bucket list goal came to fruition during the Thirtieth Annual Florida Native Plant Society (FNPS) Conference which was held in Tallahassee Mid-May of this year.
Early in the morning a group of twenty or so FNPS field trip participants congregated and set forth down some two lane highways traveling through the National Forest. Our primary leader, Guy, was a lean man in his early sixties I'd guess. Throughout the field trip, he bequeathed his plant expertise with generosity and assurance, which this hobo botanist very much appreciated. Some plants I recognized, and many were familiar cousins of species found in my realm 400 miles away, but there was a treasure trove of new never before seen species. Our secondary leader, Virginia, a photographer, to each of us dealt out a lovely potential list of plants in booklet form with a personal photo of a pitcher plant prairie on the cover. I scanned through it immediately, and carefully set it aside to peruse later.
During the drive, my mouth salivated, and my hands twitched at the wheel desiring to pull over as clumps of pitcher plants and other cool herbs were speedily passed by. Fortunately, after a relatively brief drive that took forever, our caravan reconvened at our first stop; Post Office Bay. Members piled out of their carpooled vehicles, got all there gear, and gathered around Guy to hear about the natural history of the area. It wasn't before long that cameras were flashing, and people were huddling about the many wildflowers and herbs. We were all excited, awe struck, and chomping at the bit to walk amidst the pitcher plants. (Part 1 of 2, Panhandle Ramble)
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Urban Meadows

Modern lawns use way too many resources. I listen to the radio, and hear countless commercials about "So-in-so's weed and feed" product to be spread across hundreds of thousands of acres of green field, whose ultimate purpose is not quite certain. Fertilizers, herbicides, and pesticides used in the landscape reduce the overall fitness of the existing landscape (killing beneficial insects, and artificially pushing our plants growth like some sort of steroidal hormone). In addition, what isn't absorbed by the plants end up in our water supply, and/or oceans, rivers and lakes, threatening ourselves as well as existing ecosystems that we depend on. They also add to the carbon footprint (and are expensive to boot!). Modern lawns also require inordinate amounts of water, often drinking water, that we inundate with impunity during dry seasons, threatening the water supply we all depend on to sustain our own lives. So why are lawns so entrenched in our culture?
I have a few theories, visually, they provided a stylistic monochromatic scheme, sometimes pleasurable to our eyes. Lawns represent status dating back to European aristocracies, such as those vast fields surrounding Versailles. People who can afford to waste resources on redundant things appear to be "well off". Lawns also sustain the deeply intrinsic human behavioral need to manipulate one's environment. Regardless, it is time to grow up, and stop worrying about having a monoculture of one turf species. It is stupid and wasteful. Instead, embrace a new pastoral view of the world, and convert your lawn to an Urban Meadow.
Step 1: stop watering your lawn.
Step 2: stop using fertilizers, pesticides, and herbicides on your lawn.
Step 3: Pop open a beer, you are done. You are on your way to having an urban meadow.
Over time, weeds (both native and exotic) will fill in the spaces of your former lawn where it is doing poorly. These weeds are extremely beneficial to insects, who visit the flowers, or even use them as host plants (I counted over 36 butterfly species which use the lawn weeds in my yard). Many of these insects, such as wasps, are predatory on pest insects elsewhere in your yard. Reduce the frequency of mowing, as it is costly, and time consuming. You will notice an abundance of life in your new urban meadow. Yes it will appear brown during droughts, but you will also notice a great many new wildflowers.
Final Step: Educate your neighbors. Choose an opportune time such as: while they are mowing their yard...paying the yard man another fifty bucks...dumping an inordinate amount of chemicals on their grass.
We will all benefit from this approach to lawncare, and it requires nothing but to merely step away.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Egg-zactly
It really is a no brainer. If each household had a couple of hens, all that carbon footprint and pollution from factory farms, transportation, not to mention the risk of disease from "old" eggs we buy at the market. Encourage your municipal and county councils/commissions to change many of the outdated laws that disallow having hens, and become one of the many backyard chicken owners.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Coop d'etat
Friday, September 25, 2009
Flock You
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Paper, Plastic, or "green" bag
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Lost in my train of thought
Occasionally, although not today, a manatee pokes its head above the water's surface. No obnoxious jet skiers today, who for some reason like to go back and forth along the canal on their mouthy meaningless machines. They aren't nearly as interesting or romantic as the trains which infrequently rattle on down.
My street is comin' up. Ice cold water and man's best friend await. What an adventure it is to live here. No it isn't shangra la, but it is fine, and unlike anywhere else in the world. It is the flavors that keep me here, and the longing to protect what's left. (Railroad 5 of 5)
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
An Altaring Experience

Monday, August 10, 2009
Step up to the Bar
For the past two decades we've been buying liquid soap in plastic bottles usually costing $2.00. Sure, you can buy large refills at $7-$8 (in a plastic bottle of course), but it sure doesn't last long. Most bars of soap are less than $1.00 and are simply wrapped in paper or cardboard (made of trees or recycled cardboard, a renewable resource). Plus, soap in bar form lasts twice as long. I also think it does a better job. I recently replaced the fancy liquid bottles containing pictures of flowers or penguins and slapped down those handy soap cakes. The only draw back is the occasional slippage, or the soapy residue they leave, but those are minor nuisances. So if you want to go a little bit more economical/environmental and reduce waste, switch back, and step up to the bar (of soap).
Friday, May 29, 2009
Habitat Interupted
A native woodland, dependant on fire for its survival, is dominated by the once prized Dade County pine (Pinus elliottii var. densa) whose valuable wood was over harvested for building, being known for its termite resistance. Below the pines, almost endemic to Florida are two undervalued palms. Florida's state tree, the Cabbage palm (Sabal palmetto), whose hearts were once used (and still used in some areas) as a food source by early peoples; it is our state tree. Along with, is the red-headed stepchild of Florida palms, the Saw palmetto (Serenoa repens), a fascinating palm whose habitats are rapidly declining, possessing trunks that radiate from the center along the forest floor appearing as a wagon wheel on its side.
Native grasses abound. Many have just started flowering, acting as a harbinger for the upcoming fall. Bluestems (Schizachyrium spp.), Broomsedges (Andropogon spp.), Muhly grass (Muhlenbergia capillaris), and one of my favorites, Lopsided Indiangrass (Sorghastrum secundum), all showing off their temporary inflorescences (flower clusters) trying to cast & catch pollen in the wind.
Amid the grasses, colorful wildflowers make certain of their appearance. The scorpiontail shaped yellow inflorescences of Pineland heliotrope (Heliotropium polyphyllum) are scattered among the grasses to the delight of the bees and wasps. Along with other insects, they are grateful for this track side smorgasbord that allows them to live and eat, providing a safe place to travel to the other islands in the stream. Dancing amongst the heliotropes, Painted leaf (Poinsettia cyathophora) with its fiddle shaped leaves and striking red colored bracts reminescent of Christmas. Twining around the shrubs and palms are two vines in the Dogbane family (Apocynaceae). Calling forth are the yellow trumpets of Pineland allamanda (Angadenia berteroi) and the white pinwheels of Devil's potato (Echites umbellata). Tall flowering stalks of Wand goldenrod (Solidago stricta), conduct their magic waving in the wind. Many, many more occur along this echo of a better vanished time; I counted over seventy species.
I smile, the heart pumps in exhilaration. These guys are still hanging on, despite no help from others. Across the fence along the expressway, the story was similar. But progress mandated that the wildflowers amidst the sod be removed, and a tall concrete barrier be put in place. New sod will surely be planted, only, it won't contain any of these jewels. I think to myself, maybe our railroad friends will hop the fence, and give that sod a run for its money.
No, the railroad company doesn't manage for these plants, at least, not intentionally. I am certain an occasional spark from a train rumbling on down the tracks creates nice, slow-burning little fires, which undoubtedly are extinguished all too soon. I am thankful for the railroad company's frugality, as I am sure they don't wish to spend a lot of money altering this patch of Eden, unlike too many government agencies who should know better.
I have visited it only once, but this place is already sacred to me. I am not alone, others visit all along these 4 miles of tracks, I have seen evidence since I started my journey from the shop. Scattered everywhere are chicken bones, there is the occasional wooden carving or carefully created altar....it appears that Chango' must live here too. (Railroad 3of 5)
Monday, May 25, 2009
Tracks revealed
Last summer, I dropped my car off at the shop, about 4 miles from the house (my hobo life is occurs in my interests). The car shop is along some railroad tracks that run close to my house, so I decided to hike back home along them. I've always wanted to walk the lines, as I suspected much could be learned from these now "ancient" corridors, now reserved for the uncommon train that passes along them. So off I went.
The beginning of the journey was great. Being August, sweat was really pouring off of my brow, and the air was thick and heady. The first plant species were of less interest to me, being common weedy exotics, but even they have their stories, which I'll save for later.
Now remember, plants are everywhere (just about), and not all plants are, or continue to be useful. Conservationists tend to separate those species that are native, which do little harm to the environment they're a part of, from those species which have been introduced by people and cause havoc in our natural areas.
Don't get me wrong, all plants have uses. After all, one of the definitions of a weed is "a plant whose use has not been discovered" (and I'll add "or no longer utilized"). Today, as a people, few of us grow or harvest plants for direct personal need. Our energy and food come from elsewhere by and large. So these poor non-native (or exotic) plants fill up spaces being unutilized. As a result, they crowd out existing native plant species, and all other creatures that use them. This can happen in our natural areas, but often happens in empty unmanaged lots and remnant natural fragments, such as these along the railroad tracks.
Walking from railroad timber to railroad timber, the scene began to change. Remnant habitat popped up, and I saw what I knew to occur there, pine rockland species. (Railroad 2 of 5)
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Islands in the Stream
One may think being in the city is lonely for a botanist. They'd be wrong. Large tracks of unfettered land are nearby, and hardly visited. The Everglades. The Big Cypress. The Florida Keys. All are perfectly intact, and generally perfectly regulated. I visit them often. What separates the academics from the truly passionate ones, is whether they can see the outliers. What is left, amidst the supposed nothingness caused by development's destruction. But alas, that is the curse of those with the untrained eye. For floating in the seas of suburbia and the streams of streets, are islands of nature, delicately strewn across like the freckles on the chest of a Castillianita. These jigsaw puzzle pieces may be tattered and torn, or have faded almost beyond recognition. But, they are still there if you know where and how to look. I enjoy the hidden beauties. They all have stories to tell. So in this series, the hobo botanist shall elaborate on one of his favorites: the railroad tracks. (Railroad 1 of 5)
Friday, May 15, 2009
Early Ramble
12/09/96, 16:30
A very glorious day indeed. Roughly 62 deg F. At Tamiami Pineland along a fire road cutting N/S through the center of the pineland. I wish to reiterate the poignant fact that a sense of awareness can be very powerful! I can absorb my surroundings and become very understanding of them to the degree of knowing my place in the universe. Yes, gestalt is a very powerful notion enhanced by experience...thus pleasure. I am blessed by Natural Beauty in its tragic yet exhilarating form. Death to the pines is only temporary, a pause in the grand continuum.
Humanity's destruction of its surroundings only strengthens my appreciation for what is still left. I hope to possess knowledge to a higher degree in order to increase my sense of power in the Natural World.
Is it not time to heighten one's Sense of Awareness?
